Has HE been at rehearsal?

I'm used to getting spam e-mails telling me how I can enlarge my penis. Who doesn't want to enlarge their penis? So, I get these e-mails a lot. But not until today had I received an e-mail actually from Penis. MY penis? You know when your actual penis starts sending you an e-mail you need to pay attention. The subject line was "better performance." Maybe my penis is telling me how to be more truthful in my acting? Hm.